My Entitlements

Main Entry: en·ti·tle·ment

Pronunciation: \-ˈtī-t^əl-mənt\

Function: noun

Date: 1942

1 a : the state or condition of being entitled : right b : a right to benefits specified especially by law or contract
2 : a government program providing benefits to members of a specified group; also : funds supporting or distributed by such a program
3 : belief that one is deserving of or entitled to certain privileges

(from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Entitlement)

I am entitled to many things. I am entitled to be respected. I am entitled to freedom of choice in my actions. I am entitled to "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." I am entitled to be loved. I am entitled to equal opportunity. I am entitled.

But that's not all.

I am entitled to A's in all of my classes until the day I die. I am entitled to no homework in all of my classes until the day I die. I am entitled to a hot, smart, athletic, independent-minded wife that everyone would be jealous over. I am entitled to eat all the junk food I want and not get fat. I am entitled to be a Congressman representing Minnesota. I am entitled to be President of The United States of America and Egypt. I am entitled to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. Why you may ask? Because I'm...

the King