Winning Isn't Everything, Especially For Cartoon Characters

What do Tom Cat, the Trix rabbit, Chip the Wolf, and Plankton all have in common? They’re all “perennial losers,” destined by the hands of fate to be pitted in a losing war. But while this may seem all fun and games, deeper analysis into this phenomenon reveals a darker picture. If you don’t believe me, then perhaps an inside scoop might change your opinion.

First, because these guys can’t get the upper hand, we are starving four innocent souls to death. It should be noted there is another common theme to these characters; they all desire food. How can we talk about feeding children in Africa when we fail to address dietary needs in our own nation? This isn’t just hypocritical; it’s downright cruel and inhumane.

Second, think of the damage to their self-esteem. The fact that these characters continuously fail at life means that society is imposing a great psychological burden on them. Their tales of persistence and fortitude are beautiful lessons that should be admired and reflected upon to prevent others from suffering a similar fate.

Third, what becomes of the “perennial winners” when they always succeed? They become a bunch of nasty scumbags of course! Jerry Mouse, Mr. Krabs, and the seemingly “innocent” kids of Cereal and Yogurt Land epitomize the spirit of insensitive braggarts. By allowing this behavior to go unnoticed, we not only cause undue injustice on others, we also encourage future generations to believe that winning is everything.

What I have stated before you is the true fate of “perennial losers”. My views and others of the like have long been suppressed by those who attempt to portray a twisted picture of characters “who started it” and “deserve what happens to them.” But together, we can make a difference to insure that the perennial losers may be tormented no more.